"BEST LATE NIGHT BURGER FOR TIME TRAVEL OF 2015"
SPEEDOFLIGHTFASTFOODMAG.COM AWARDS
3.00×10 LOTUS ST. SATURN,
UNIVERSE, 83125 T: 334-586-2783
CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH
Bill first came to InNOuterSpace Burger when he was on a short break from killing intruders from Mars. His favorite location is the Black Hole because they are always speedy in getting him his Space Shake. Although he once shot a gun and killed a Predator in our store, we still appreciate him.
Ever since the incident, he wanted to make it up to us. Bill's goal was to spread the word. He brought his best friend (Sana, an alien/publisher for the North Star Times) , and the two of them wrote an article and got it published. The next day, Bill had to fight to get to the front of the line. Thank you Bill for your publicity, amazing spirit, and love of Space Shakes.
Bounty Hunter looking for love and Double Orbit Burgers.
Age: 38
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Menu Item: Space Shake
March:
FlubNarb Sanderson
April:
The Galaxy Twins
Lindy and Poe are known around these parts as the Galaxy Twins. They've been traveling as Cirque performers since 1909, and have been attending InNOuterSpace Burger since 2002.
They first came to our establishment when Poe found out she almost got cut from their Cirque troupe. There was rumor she was too skinny. We know what you're thinking. No, she didn't not use our burgers to gain weight, she used them to gain confidence.
She felt so good eating our meteor-fed beef, that she felt comfortable telling off her troupe. Lindy and Poe quit and started their own troupe! Now we cater their practices and performances.
Cirque performers who always choose fries over guys.
Age: 22
Favorite Planet: Pluto (it's always a planet to them!)
Favorite Menu Item: Alien Style Fries, with extra grilled scales!